Journal de l'association S.O.F.T.Décembre 2000 Numéro 40
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Le Roi Serguei XII de Sanguinie |
SOMMAIRE
Le billet du Président
Chers Amis,Tout d'abord permettez-moi de vous souhaiter un joyeux Noël et acceptez mes meilleurs voeux pour l'année 2001.
Je vous signale que la commune de Commugny cherche de l'aide pour créer son site Internet et j'espère que les membres de Soft sauront apporter leur concours.
A part cela tout va bien et je me réjouis de vous voir nombreux au local.
Amicalement.
Jean-Paul HENET
SOS de la Russie
Reçu le 23 novembre 2000 à 0h 19
Dear Friends,
Please excuse us for any inconvenience caused by this message. This is our first and last message to you, and we will never bother you again.
As you know, Russia is now in a deep financial and economic crisis. It is impossible to get a job because of unemployment in our country and those ones happy people who have got a job do not receive a salary since it is delayed for many months. Our parents, invalids and war heroes are forced each month to sell their own blood to buy enough food to keep alive. Because of this terrible situation, we are permanently hungry and sick due to cold and exhaustion.
When we had the summer, we could eat fresh vegetables grown in our garden. But now because of the winter our garden is empty since it is covered by the snow. The only food we can eat is cakes cooked from acorns which we collected in the forest during the last summer. But this food is not enough for our organisms and we are very afraid to be dead soon because of exhaustion.
Therefore, we, due to a service opportunity of public access in the Internet and hopeless situation have decided apply to you with request to help us. If you can donate something that is possible to eat, we would be very happy if you could send it to our address is:
Valentin Mikhaylin
Ryleeva Street, 6-45
Kaluga. 248030
Russia.
We also would be happy if you could send us any old clothes from your grand and greatparents which you do not use anymore. These clothes would allow us to be in warm.
If you think it is better to help with money, please let us know and we will give you details on the best way of sending it safely. It is a very good way to help, because of the crisis now prices in Russia are much lower than in the West.
We hope very much that we will not be forced to ask for help again, because our politicians promise to change the situation in our country during the summer - autumn of 2001 year and we piously and sincerely believe in it.
We wish You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New 2001 Year. We pray the Lord keeps his hand on You.
God Bless You,
Valentin Mikhaylin and my family.
Kaluga. Russia.
Reply-To: mfam@userline.ru
Humour: Le coin des anglophones.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
E man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a husband.
To be happy with a man, you must understand a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
There is no use in two peoples remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as goog-looking as they went in bed
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
A woman has the last word in argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman,
before marriage and after marriage.
Reçu d'Edith Bosson.
REGAD.COM 
WEBORAMA.FR
COMPARIS.CH
Le 9 septembre 2000, à 16 h, Stéphanie GOTTARDO épousait Laurent NUNINGER à la mairie de Gex en France voisine.